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New Finnish Massacre in Yuvaskylae!!!!

2 Feb

A new massacre has taken place in Yuvaskylae. It has been reported that in the local library a new book about Finnish fascism was being discussed, when a patrol of crazed Finns wielding poockaw knives entered the premises. The attackers were members of a mainstream nationalist organization, for whom it is a point of honour to kill all critics of Finnish culture and society. Several people were poockawed to death or horribly mutilated by the murderers.

As one could expect, police did not interfere, or if they did, they sided with the poockaw patrol. Several victims of the massacre are being prosecuted, while the poockaw men have not been apprehended.

It stands to reason that the authors of the book are native speakers of the Swedish language and thus racially distinct, although they are Finnish citizens. It would never occur to an ethnic and racial Finn to see anything reprehensible in being a Fascist, let alone write a book about it. It would amount to writing a book about existing, or breathing, or standing.