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New Finnish Massacre in Yuvaskylae!!!!

2 Feb

A new massacre has taken place in Yuvaskylae. It has been reported that in the local library a new book about Finnish fascism was being discussed, when a patrol of crazed Finns wielding poockaw knives entered the premises. The attackers were members of a mainstream nationalist organization, for whom it is a point of honour to kill all critics of Finnish culture and society. Several people were poockawed to death or horribly mutilated by the murderers.

As one could expect, police did not interfere, or if they did, they sided with the poockaw patrol. Several victims of the massacre are being prosecuted, while the poockaw men have not been apprehended.

It stands to reason that the authors of the book are native speakers of the Swedish language and thus racially distinct, although they are Finnish citizens. It would never occur to an ethnic and racial Finn to see anything reprehensible in being a Fascist, let alone write a book about it. It would amount to writing a book about existing, or breathing, or standing.

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Is it a coincidence?

9 Jan

It turned out that the real name of the Texas molester is Riku Pekka Melartin. There was a notorious Finnish neo-Nazi whose name was Pekka Siitin. Is that a coincidence???

BTW, I checked with my dictionary and it told me Siitin means penis. Is that a coincidence too?

Too many coincidences for me.

Finnish Rapist Strikes in Texas!!!!

6 Jan

You keep telling me that I am exaggerating, but how does this feel? A Finnish car dealer calling himself Rik Melartin is facing charges for sexual molestation of a minor in Bellaire, Texas (part of the Greater Houston metropolitan area). Who is Rik Melartin? He was known in the area as an all-American gunslinger who, confronted with an armed robber, undauntedly pulled his own firearm and chased down the criminal. No wonder he became a local hero, especially in Texas. What could be more quintessentially Texan than a man like this? What would be a more obvious way to win the hearts and minds of Texans? What would be a more potent way to demonstrate that you have managed to become one of the Texans? This man was the very incarnation of Texan virtues. And then – he turned out to be a common molester of young girls.

This is what Finns are. They can impress you as much as you want, being acknowledged heroes of war and sports. But theirs is the heroism of Eastern killer peoples riding the wide steppes and stopping only to massacre and rape the people of a settlement. Behind all that heroism they still clutch their poisoned poockaw.

AMERICANS UNITE – SMASH THE POISONED POOCKAW!