Finns are a Man-Eating Race

29 Oct

That barbarian nation voted in their local govenment election for candidates who actually want to make soup out of people. This is nothing I have invented. One of the candidates of the Muslim-hating racist party (his name is Amon Rautiainen) said that he would want to cook Muslims alive and make soup out of them. He was voted in.

This shows that Finns actually approve of cannibalism, because theirs is a man-eating culture. Finns are actually willing to vote for a candidate who wants to cook people alive.

This must obviously be due to the Finns’ cultural or racial qualities: for them the fellow man is above all food, and the high murder rate in their country might be due to the people actually being killed for their flesh, because human flesh is such a delicacy for the man-eating Finns.

Imagine the possibility that this nation be unleashed to prey upon the rest of the mankind. Imagine the crazed Finns entering your neighborhood and taking away your children – to be cooked in great black cauldrons. Remember: these people can look very harmless, and although they are a mixed race of partly Asiatic origins, they can be mistaken for Europeans of the Caucasoid breed. You never know who is secretly a Finn, clutching his traditional poockaw knife, and harboring dreams of cooking your children and eating them.

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